Stealing the Diamond I laughed heartily.
This has to be one of the funniest games I have ever played, I didn't realise Choose your own Adventure games could be so much fun! I literally burst out laughing at the Pokemon fail (Incidentally, the binary text translates to "fear missingno") and I enjoyed how random and utterly ridiculous some of the fails were. I'd give it higher than 10 if I could, good job!